Whitney works harder than anyone I know. She’s always early, she always does what she says she’ll do, and she works really hard in her life.
I really admire these qualities in her. While the rest of us find it easy to make excuses or put things off, she’s off doing the right thing. She is an example to us all.
Me – I was antagonizing Whitney…squishing her by lying on top of her…when, out of nowhere, she looks into my eyes and says…
Whit – You know, you’re just like a snowman.
Cam – What could you POSSIBLY mean by that?
Whit – You go wherever the HECK you WANT!
I still have no idea what she meant. I love that mind, but I’m so glad I don’t ever have to visit it 🙂
So. Whit and I are watching Iron Chef America: Battle Coconut.
One of the judges says something like, “Wow. Sometimes food with coconut really tastes like sun-tan lotion, but this doesn’t at all.”
Another judge replies, “Yeah. The opposite, in fact.”
The both of us, wondering what the opposite of sun-tan lotion could POSSIBLY be, issue our responses. Whitney’s was, “Moon…pale…brick.”
Me – So. Moon, I get. Pale, I get. But the opposite of “lotion” is…?…
Whit – Brick. Moon pale brick.
That’s my baby!